Think of your favorite porn star,
the one with the big pecs and fabulous
smile (you know the one),
wiping his ass after taking a shit.
Way more than four squares,
more like forty because
it was a messy morning,
what with the viagra and
laxatives.
Think of him getting off the toilet
and jumping into the shower,
frustrated, behind schedule,
because it’s just easier to let the
water wash all that shit down.
Suddenly, do you see his flat feet?
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Greg Beckman 